Dependable? or Predictable?

I'm a fan of CSI: Miami, even though it can be hokey and David Caruso can be wooden. But somehow, the hokey-ness (a word?) and wooden delivery of cheesy one-liners is comfortingly predictable. And I find him strangely sexy, even though he's kind of weird-looking.

I never look at YouTube, but I found this link on a blog, and it's too hilarious to pass up:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_sarYH0z948

Enjoy!